yourfriendg00:

cute nicknames for your significant other:

• old sport
• old sport
• old sport
• old sport
• old sport
• old sport
• old sport

(via sleepingwithdildos)

bennyslegs:

unfollowing someone who you thought was cool but turned out to be a massive cunt over time

(via llamadelweyhey)

rapewhistled:

bumrollplease:

rapewhistled:

*16 year old girl voice* um shut the fuck up thanks

i literally say this a hundred times a day

*16 year old girl voice* literally.

(via fancyhemorrhoid)

tittyminaj:

Me when tumblr video actually works

(via tiffinieisrandom)

2073:

money can’t buy happiness but it can buy a false sense of security and fruity alcoholic beverages to numb the pain and honestly what’s the difference

(via cats-cats-cats-andmorecats)